Tim Quote #2251
Quote from Tim in I Was a Teenage Taylor
Tim: What are you doing here?
Al: I came to pick up my head.
Jill: What's the matter?
Al: Well, it-it's Randy. He's really scared.
Tim: All right!
Al: He keeps babbling something about a murderer coming to get him.
Tim: All right!
Jill: I knew this was a bad idea. It's stupid to scare your own kid. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Tim: That woman misses the whole point about Halloween.
Al: No, wait a minute. Randy's really scared. He-he's talking about wanting to come over to my house.
Tim: Are you serious?
Al: Would I lie to you?
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‘I Was a Teenage Taylor’ Quotes
Quote from Randy
Randy: All right. One candy bar for the spaceman. And seven for the cute little lion cub.
Quote from Al
Brad: How would you like to help us do this prank on our parents?
Al: Well, I wouldn't feel so bad about scaring your dad again, but no, I wouldn't feel right scaring your mom.
Randy: Really? Even after what she said about you?
Al: What did she say about me?
Randy: Oh, I believe she referred to your little Halloween party as "the marathon yawn-a-thon".
Al: Jill said that?
Randy: That's what I heard. What about you, Brad?
Brad: Yeah, I heard her say that. She also said your mom doesn't bob for apples. She bobs for ham hocks.
Al: I'm in!
Quote from Al
Brad: Now we gotta think of something just as good to get back at them.
Al: Well, you're Tim's sons. I'm sure you inherited the torture chromosome.