Quote from Al in I Was a Teenage Taylor
Brad: How would you like to help us do this prank on our parents? Al: Well, I wouldn't feel so bad about scaring your dad again, but no, I wouldn't feel right scaring your mom. Randy: Really? Even after what she said about you? Al: What did she say about me? Randy: Oh, I believe she referred to your little Halloween party as "the marathon yawn-a-thon". Al: Jill said that? Randy: That's what I heard. What about you, Brad? Brad: Yeah, I heard her say that. She also said your mom doesn't bob for apples. She bobs for ham hocks. Al: I'm in!