Randy Quote #287
Quote from Randy in I Was a Teenage Taylor
Randy: That was weird. What do you think that was about?
Brad: Randy, Randy, Randy, don't you get it?
Randy: Of course I get it. What have I got?
Brad: We put the head in the microwave so Mom and Dad thought of something to get us back with.
Randy: I don't know. That guy Clifford seemed pretty believable.
Brad: Yeah, I've got to admit he was pretty real. But I still think this is a total set-up.
Randy: Yeah, easy for you to say. You're not the one sleeping in the basement.
Brad: Look, the guy said he knew Wilson. Let's go talk to Wilson. If Wilson says he's never heard of him we know it's a scam.
Randy: And if it isn't I'm switching rooms with Mark.
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‘I Was a Teenage Taylor’ Quotes
Quote from Randy
Randy: All right. One candy bar for the spaceman. And seven for the cute little lion cub.
Quote from Al
Brad: How would you like to help us do this prank on our parents?
Al: Well, I wouldn't feel so bad about scaring your dad again, but no, I wouldn't feel right scaring your mom.
Randy: Really? Even after what she said about you?
Al: What did she say about me?
Randy: Oh, I believe she referred to your little Halloween party as "the marathon yawn-a-thon".
Al: Jill said that?
Randy: That's what I heard. What about you, Brad?
Brad: Yeah, I heard her say that. She also said your mom doesn't bob for apples. She bobs for ham hocks.
Al: I'm in!
Quote from Al
Brad: Now we gotta think of something just as good to get back at them.
Al: Well, you're Tim's sons. I'm sure you inherited the torture chromosome.