Brad Quote #141
Quote from Brad in I Was a Teenage Taylor
Brad: Can I help you?
Larry: I hope so. My name is Clifford Warren. [thunderclap] I'm in town for a funeral at the Pleasant Lake Mortuary. Lovely facility.
Randy: You need directions or something?
Larry: No, I was on my way and I just happened to pass by my old house and I was wondering if I could just stop in and take a look at the place.
Brad: You used to live here or something?
Larry: Oh, yes, with my brother, until the, uh... Well, you know.
Randy: What?
Larry: The incident!
Brad: What incident?
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Quote from Al
Brad: How would you like to help us do this prank on our parents?
Al: Well, I wouldn't feel so bad about scaring your dad again, but no, I wouldn't feel right scaring your mom.
Randy: Really? Even after what she said about you?
Al: What did she say about me?
Randy: Oh, I believe she referred to your little Halloween party as "the marathon yawn-a-thon".
Al: Jill said that?
Randy: That's what I heard. What about you, Brad?
Brad: Yeah, I heard her say that. She also said your mom doesn't bob for apples. She bobs for ham hocks.
Al: I'm in!
Quote from Al
Brad: Now we gotta think of something just as good to get back at them.
Al: Well, you're Tim's sons. I'm sure you inherited the torture chromosome.