Jill: I, uh, rented us a video. I thought we could watch it together.
Tim: Oh, no! Let me guess. Terms of Endearment. Spartacus! That's my favorite movie.
Jill: I know. I thought I'd give it another chance. Thought it might bring us closer together.
Tim: I'm sitting right next to you.
Jill: Tim.
Tim: Does this have anything to do with that guy at the gym that said I'd married my sister?
Jill: What he said was that we seemed like brother and sister.
Tim: He's a con man, honey. He convinces a woman that she's married to her brother. Next thing you know, he's moved in, the husband's moved out into a furnished apartment eating celery soup in a can.
Jill: Honey, I love you. I'm not gonna leave you for another man. I just don't want to go through the rest of our marriage like brother and sister.
Tim: Me too. Otherwise, we'll have to move to the bayou.

Jill: What about painting?
Tim: I love painting.
Jill: We could take lessons.
Tim: Why? All you need is a pan and two rollers.