Quote from Tim in Jill's Passion
Jill: I, uh, rented us a video. I thought we could watch it together. Tim: Oh, no! Let me guess. Terms of Endearment. Spartacus! That's my favorite movie. Jill: I know. I thought I'd give it another chance. Thought it might bring us closer together. Tim: I'm sitting right next to you. Jill: Tim. Tim: Does this have anything to do with that guy at the gym that said I'd married my sister? Jill: What he said was that we seemed like brother and sister. Tim: He's a con man, honey. He convinces a woman that she's married to her brother. Next thing you know, he's moved in, the husband's moved out into a furnished apartment eating celery soup in a can. Jill: Honey, I love you. I'm not gonna leave you for another man. I just don't want to go through the rest of our marriage like brother and sister. Tim: Me too. Otherwise, we'll have to move to the bayou.