Lane Quote #215
Quote from Lane in The Party's Over
Lane: And she can't tell how many times you've opened your bible by staring at your palm.
Kyon: My head spins!
Lane: And you don't have to hand out all those religious flyers she gives you. Just post enough of them around here regular route home and she'll think the job is done.
Kyon: I think I need to lie down.
Lane: It's a whole new world, Kyon. A world I fought long and hard to figure out and I'm willing to pass all my knowledge on to you.
Kyon: So, I can eat fries, watch TV if I get home early from not giving out my flyers?
Lane: I wouldn't bring the fries into the house. She has a really good nose. But you're thinking big, and I respect that.
Kyon: I can watch the TV!
Lane: Stick with me, kid, and I'll have you wearing lip gloss within a month.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘The Party's Over’ Quotes
Quote from Paris
Paris: Ever since word leaked out about me and Asher, every faculty member over fifty thinks I'm easy.
Rory: Paris, I don't think Prady's hitting on you.
Paris: You are so naive. He's practically licking his lips. You sleep with one old guy, and suddenly you're Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Quote from Richard
Lorelai: Mm, God it smells good.
Rory: I love a good steak on a stick.
Richard: Me, too.
Lorelai: We should form a club.
Rory: Steak-On-A-Stick club.
Richard: We could have t-shirts made up.
Rory: Grandpa, I've never seen you wear a t-shirt.
Richard: Well, I've just never found a proper occasion.
Lorelai: Hmm. To the proper occasion.
Richard: Ah, I'll drink to that.
Quote from Emily
Emily: I knew I smelled something, you're barbecuing!
Richard: So what?
Emily: So what? The agreement was the girls have drinks with you and dinners with me!
Richard: We are having drinks. Drinks and appetizers.
Emily: Those are not appetizers! Those are skewers!
Lorelai: Little skewers.
Rory: Little tiny skewers.
Emily: This is not tiny!
Lorelai: Mom, that's mine!
Emily: This is a main course and a cheap way of cheating me out of my dinner.
Richard: You are the most paranoid woman I've ever met.
Emily: I highly doubt that.