Quote from Emily in The Party's Over
Emily: I knew I smelled something, you're barbecuing! Richard: So what? Emily: So what? The agreement was the girls have drinks with you and dinners with me! Richard: We are having drinks. Drinks and appetizers. Emily: Those are not appetizers! Those are skewers! Lorelai: Little skewers. Rory: Little tiny skewers. Emily: This is not tiny! Lorelai: Mom, that's mine! Emily: This is a main course and a cheap way of cheating me out of my dinner. Richard: You are the most paranoid woman I've ever met. Emily: I highly doubt that.