Lorelai Quote #1494

Quote from Lorelai in Ted Koppel's Big Night Out

Lorelai: Dad would flip and Mom hates him, so she would see it as some sort of personal attack and I'm just getting her off me for spilling wine on the carpet.
Rory: When did you do that?
Lorelai: Ninth grade. Things are quiet now. I just wanna keep them quiet.

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 ‘Ted Koppel's Big Night Out’ Quotes

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: I mean, what's a football game last? Hour, hour and a half? [off Rory's look] Longer than an hour and a half? [gasps] Are you kidding me?

Quote from Lorelai

Jason: I thought the point of coming to a place like this would be to enjoy the food and the atmosphere.
Lorelai: Yes, but all of the atmosphere is out there.
Jason: You don't like the room.
Lorelai: No, it's it is weird, you know. I mean, the two of us sitting all alone in here. I feel like we're quarantined.
It's like the ebola room or something.

Quote from Rory

Rory: I went to junior high with him.
Lorelai: And?
Rory: He doesn't look that bad. He's the boy who dissected a frog, did not wash his hands, and then ate a sandwich.
Lorelai: Ew!
Rory: He's like the lost Farrelly brother. He's so stupid. He watched The Breakfast Club and decided to tape his own butt cheeks together.