Kirk Quote #85
Quote from Kirk in An Affair to Remember
Luke: What are you doing, Kirk?
Kirk: Say I was Tom Cruise. Where would you seat me?
Luke: In an acting class.
Kirk: No, I mean, which do you consider the best seat in the house?
Luke: I don't know.
Kirk: How are the acoustics here?
Luke: What?
Kirk: The bathrooms are right over there. One good loud flush and the entire mood is spoiled.
Luke: I don't have time to kill you right now, Kirk. Come back in a couple of hours.
Kirk: All right, I'll just reserve these three tables and decide later.
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