Emily: [on the phone] You must think I'm a complete idiot.
Lorelai: No, Mom, I don't.
Emily: There is no flier. You're making it up to cover for the fact that you once again neglected to tell me about an important event in your life.
Lorelai: Mom, I swear there's a flier.
Emily: Shame on you for swearing there's a flier. That's the worst possible thing you could do.
Lorelai: Liv Tyler grew up her entire life thinking Todd Rundgren was her real father. You think that might knock this out of first place?