Quote from Kirk in An Affair to Remember
Luke: What are you doing, Kirk? Kirk: Say I was Tom Cruise. Where would you seat me? Luke: In an acting class. Kirk: No, I mean, which do you consider the best seat in the house? Luke: I don't know. Kirk: How are the acoustics here? Luke: What? Kirk: The bathrooms are right over there. One good loud flush and the entire mood is spoiled. Luke: I don't have time to kill you right now, Kirk. Come back in a couple of hours. Kirk: All right, I'll just reserve these three tables and decide later.