Michel Quote #92
Michel: Okay. Look, I hate to bring this up, especially since... I mean, how do you top Renee Estevez? But we have a small number of rooms, yes?
Michel: And the lobby's fine, and Sookie can make certain things at home – muffins, baked goods, jams, et cetera.
Michel: So that's breakfast, and we have beds, and if we add some free wine and cheese around five in the afternoon...
Lorelai: Uh, no. We're not becoming a bed and breakfast. Who's next?
Michel: You're being stubborn.
Lorelai: Bed and breakfasts are cutesy and annoying.
Sookie: It forces people to mingle.
Lorelai: I do not support the mingling.
Michel: Adding a little gimmick will be an incentive for people to keep their reservations.
Tobin: You know what, I hate to say it, not being a B&B man myself, but Michel is making sense.
Michel: Get off my side immediately.
Quote from Lorelai
Luke: You ate the cookie, and then you took a cookie out of the box and put it where the cookie you just ate was.
Luke: Well, that's nuts.
Lorelai: Rory made this for me, I don't wanna ruin it.
Luke: Then why'd you eat the cookie?
Lorelai: 'Cause I wanted a Mallomar.
Luke: But why didn't you just eat one out of the box?
Lorelai: 'Cause this one was right here. The box was all the way in the cupboard.
Luke: But you had to go to the cupboard to get the box to replace the cookie you ate off the table.
Quote from Paris
Paris: Well, I didn't buy a new purse, I pierced my nose. And within an hour of having it done, my nose swelled up to four times its normal size, blocking all nasal passage, making it impossible to breathe. I went to the emergency room, where they pried the thing out of my nose and shot me up with antibiotics. I spent the night with an ice pack strapped to my face.
Rory: Oh, Paris.
Paris: It seems that I was allergic to the crap metal hoop that I paid $19.95 to have jammed into my nose.
Louise: Did you take a picture?
Paris: No, Louise, I did not take a picture. I was a little busy trying to get air to my brain cells, a burden you've not yet faced.
Quote from Michel
Tobin: Michel, did you get a bagel?
Michel: I don't want a bagel.
Tobin: Are you sure? They're Kosher.
Michel: I don't eat bagels. Bagels are like glue in your intestines and ensure that everything that enters your body will remain there until you die.
Sookie: Ew. Shut up.