Quote from Michel in Happy Birthday, Baby
Michel: Okay. Look, I hate to bring this up, especially since... I mean, how do you top Renee Estevez? But we have a small number of rooms, yes? Lorelai: Yes. Michel: And the lobby's fine, and Sookie can make certain things at home – muffins, baked goods, jams, et cetera. Lorelai: So? Michel: So that's breakfast, and we have beds, and if we add some free wine and cheese around five in the afternoon... Lorelai: Uh, no. We're not becoming a bed and breakfast. Who's next? Michel: You're being stubborn. Lorelai: Bed and breakfasts are cutesy and annoying. Sookie: It forces people to mingle. Lorelai: I do not support the mingling. Michel: Adding a little gimmick will be an incentive for people to keep their reservations. Tobin: You know what, I hate to say it, not being a B&B man myself, but Michel is making sense. Michel: Get off my side immediately.