Lorelai Quote #1251
Quote from Lorelai in Happy Birthday, Baby
Rory: They were throwing you a party, Mom.
Lorelai: Sorry, did I miss something? Did I dance around saying “nyah, nyah, nyah” when I gave her the check?
Rory: No.
Lorelai: Did, did I not thank her, genuinely thank her, for everything?
Rory: Yes.
Lorelai: Did I not credit your getting into Yale with them giving us that money?
Rory: Yes, but...
Lorelai: Nuh-uh. No buts. Listen, Rory, I'm not sure if you're aware of how hard it has been for me these past three years to be indebted to my parents. I decided a long time ago that I was gonna live my life without their help, but I went to them and I took their money and I'm not sorry I did, it was the right thing for you, but I don't need their help anymore.
Rory: Fine, but you don't have to just throw it in their faces like that.
Lorelai: I paid back a loan. You're supposed to pay back a loan. I have Polonius and then entire banking system on my side.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Happy Birthday, Baby’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Luke: You ate the cookie, and then you took a cookie out of the box and put it where the cookie you just ate was.
Lorelai: Yeah.
Luke: Well, that's nuts.
Lorelai: Rory made this for me, I don't wanna ruin it.
Luke: Then why'd you eat the cookie?
Lorelai: 'Cause I wanted a Mallomar.
Luke: But why didn't you just eat one out of the box?
Lorelai: 'Cause this one was right here. The box was all the way in the cupboard.
Luke: But you had to go to the cupboard to get the box to replace the cookie you ate off the table.
Lorelai: So?
Quote from Paris
Paris: Well, I didn't buy a new purse, I pierced my nose. And within an hour of having it done, my nose swelled up to four times its normal size, blocking all nasal passage, making it impossible to breathe. I went to the emergency room, where they pried the thing out of my nose and shot me up with antibiotics. I spent the night with an ice pack strapped to my face.
Rory: Oh, Paris.
Paris: It seems that I was allergic to the crap metal hoop that I paid $19.95 to have jammed into my nose.
Louise: Did you take a picture?
Paris: No, Louise, I did not take a picture. I was a little busy trying to get air to my brain cells, a burden you've not yet faced.
Quote from Michel
Tobin: Michel, did you get a bagel?
Michel: I don't want a bagel.
Tobin: Are you sure? They're Kosher.
Michel: I don't eat bagels. Bagels are like glue in your intestines and ensure that everything that enters your body will remain there until you die.
Sookie: Ew. Shut up.