Lorelai Quote #868
Quote from Lorelai in Help Wanted
Lorelai: Okay, I'm finished. What do you think of that?
Rory: If we were gazelles, we'd be eaten first at the watering hole.
Lorelai: Well, be thankful we're not gazelles. Now, go take your shower. You're starting to look like you're starring in an independent film. Hey, Dean knows you. He knows you wouldn't do anything to hurt him. So you're lucky. Just focus on that. Jess is gone. Now you guys can start over.
Rory: Okay.
Lorelai: And even though the box says it's safe I want you to keep your arm out of the microwave for at least a week.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Help Wanted’ Quotes
Quote from Emily
Emily: Your father is now the president and CEO of the Gilmore Group, an international insurance consulting firm.
Lorelai: Wow, that's great. So, um, what's the- Like how is- What's his job?
Emily: He's a consultant.
Lorelai: Meaning?
Emily: Your father is an international insurance consultant.
Lorelai: Yeah, yeah, but what exactly does that mean?
Emily: He consults on matters related to international insurance.
Lorelai: Wait. When Dad goes to his new office, he sits down, and he...
Emily: Consults with international clients on insurance matters.
Lorelai: I don't know why we're not opening for Rickles.
Quote from Kirk
Lorelai: Luke's is closed?
Rory: Luke's is never closed.
Lorelai: I know. Are you sure it's closed?
Kirk: Well, first I read the sign, then I tried the door in case it was some elaborate ruse.
Lorelai: Designed to keep only you out?
Kirk: There's precedent.
Quote from Lane
Rory: [on the phone] That's amazing.
Lane: I know.
Rory: But how are you going to do this?
Lane: I don't know.
Rory: How are you going to buy a drum set?
Lane: I don't know.
Rory: And even if you buy a drum set, where will you play it?
Lane: I don't know. I don't know any of this, but I will figure something out because I am Keith Moon! I am Neil Peart! I am Rick Allen, with and without the arm! Because I am rock 'n' roll, baby! I'll call you later.