Lorelai Quote #871
Quote from Lorelai in Help Wanted
Richard: You know, It's suddenly becoming clear to me that I'm an old man. I don't recognize half the whatsits and doodads in here.
Lorelai: Well, Dad, here we have an assortment of magic sticks and when you press down on paper, writing comes out.
Richard: I know what pens are, Lorelai.
Lorelai: Good. Well, you pick out your favorites, and I'll try to figure out how to explain Liquid Paper to you. [Richard holds up two boxes] Oh, you're cute.
Richard: Well, I can't possibly use all of those.
Lorelai: You won't. You'll lose half of them. Then you'll be really happy to have the ones you have left. Now, paper.
Richard: All right. This ought to do nicely for now.
Lorelai: Are you going into business for two weeks? You're building an empire for crying out loud. Think big, Gilmore! Plus, if you get the box, it's cheaper.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Help Wanted’ Quotes
Quote from Emily
Emily: Your father is now the president and CEO of the Gilmore Group, an international insurance consulting firm.
Lorelai: Wow, that's great. So, um, what's the- Like how is- What's his job?
Emily: He's a consultant.
Lorelai: Meaning?
Emily: Your father is an international insurance consultant.
Lorelai: Yeah, yeah, but what exactly does that mean?
Emily: He consults on matters related to international insurance.
Lorelai: Wait. When Dad goes to his new office, he sits down, and he...
Emily: Consults with international clients on insurance matters.
Lorelai: I don't know why we're not opening for Rickles.
Quote from Kirk
Lorelai: Luke's is closed?
Rory: Luke's is never closed.
Lorelai: I know. Are you sure it's closed?
Kirk: Well, first I read the sign, then I tried the door in case it was some elaborate ruse.
Lorelai: Designed to keep only you out?
Kirk: There's precedent.
Quote from Lane
Rory: [on the phone] That's amazing.
Lane: I know.
Rory: But how are you going to do this?
Lane: I don't know.
Rory: How are you going to buy a drum set?
Lane: I don't know.
Rory: And even if you buy a drum set, where will you play it?
Lane: I don't know. I don't know any of this, but I will figure something out because I am Keith Moon! I am Neil Peart! I am Rick Allen, with and without the arm! Because I am rock 'n' roll, baby! I'll call you later.