Michel Quote #62
Quote from Michel in Back in the Saddle Again
Lorelai: I don't understand, Michel. You and your mother seem to have the perfect relationship.
Michel: Yes. Because I tell her nothing. We keep all subjects light and fluffy. We talk about clothes, and food, and Posh Spice and David Beckham, and that is all. Nothing of value. Nothing of substance.
Lorelai: I'm sorry.
Michel: Now she knows I've been hiding something from her. Suddenly she's asking questions. Why did I leave France at 18? Where do I go at night? Who are my friends? What do they do? Where do they live? Why have I chosen this career? On and on and on and on. It never ends. I can't stand it. She's a complete pain. She won't stop. I took a six-hour bath last night just to escape the incessant nagging. You did this to me! You turned my Giselle into a mother, and I hate you for it! I hate you very, very much!
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Back in the Saddle Again’ Quotes
Quote from Michel
Michel: Do not talk to my mother ever again. Do you understand me?
Lorelai: No, I don't understand. Michel, you and your mother seem crazy about each other. I assumed, since you gave up carbs a year ago, she knew.
Michel: Yes, well, you know what happens when you assume.
Lorelai: What?
Michel: I don't know. Something about a donkey. It's a stupid American phrase!
Quote from Emily
Lorelai: Mom, there's nothing wrong with getting help.
Emily: Lorelai Gilmore, are you seriously suggesting that your father go to a complete stranger and talk about his personal life?
Lorelai: Lots of people swear by it.
Emily: Yes. Disturbed people. Deviants. People with multiple personalities who see things and hear dogs talking to them and roam the streets talking to themselves and licking parking meters.
Lorelai: Mom.
Emily: Next thing you know, you'll be suggesting I go to a psychiatrist.
Lorelai: Too many comebacks. I cannot pick.
Quote from Rory
Rory: I'm hanging out with Lane tonight.
Lorelai: Lane?
Rory: Yeah. We have some serious CD listening to do. We're way behind on all the Elvis Costello reissues coming out.
Lorelai: I didn't think Lane could hang out past 9:00.
Rory: Her mom's at an antique fair in Woodbury until Sunday. Her grandmother's staying with her, but she's asleep by 6:00.