Quote from Michel in Back in the Saddle Again
Michel: Do not talk to my mother ever again. Do you understand me? Lorelai: No, I don't understand. Michel, you and your mother seem crazy about each other. I assumed, since you gave up carbs a year ago, she knew. Michel: Yes, well, you know what happens when you assume. Lorelai: What? Michel: I don't know. Something about a donkey. It's a stupid American phrase!