Jess Quote #15
Quote from Jess in Richard in Stars Hollow
Paris: Hey, where did he come from? What's up there? Is that where you keep the girls? You got a little cathouse up there?
Jess: Wow, I think she got you, Uncle Luke. You better give up now.
Luke: Do not add to this insanity.
Jess: An innocent boy like me should not be raised in an atmosphere like this.
Luke: Jess.
Jess: I want to be good. Life's just not letting me.
Luke: Rory, get her out of here.
Rory: Okay. Let's go.
Paris: Why do you need me to leave? What have you got to hide?
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Richard in Stars Hollow’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: How about a triple feature? Three Days of the Condor, The Show, and The Jerk.
Rory: Hmm. The Show is, like, 9.5 hours.
Lorelai: But The Jerk is short.
Rory: Hmm.
Lorelai: The three faces of Costner: Bull Durham, Dances with Wolves, The Postman. Tom Petty playing Tom Petty, that great big speech about: "Once upon a time, there was a thing called mail. It'll make you laugh, cry, or mail something."
Rory: Ooh, we could do a Ruth Gordon film festival. Harold and Maude, Rosemary's Baby, and that really great episode of Taxi.
Lorelai: Got it. The worst film festival ever: Cool as Ice, Hudson Hawk, and Electric Boogaloo.
Rory: Sold.
Lorelai: I'll get the Hawk.
Rory: I'll get the Boogaloo.
Quote from Richard
Richard: You didn't order any grapefruit.
Lorelai: Yeah, I don't really like grapefruit.
Richard: Hmm. I always start my breakfast with half a grapefruit.
Lorelai: Do the Florida people know about you? Because Anita Bryant left this huge gap that has yet to be filled.
Richard: It's important to start the day off correctly, Lorelai. A grapefruit is brain food. It has vitamin C and folic acid, and it helps with your digestion. It really is a terrific fruit.
Lorelai: I feel like you're about to break into song.
Richard: I'm serious about this, Lorelai.
Lorelai: I know you are, but I still don't like grapefruit.
Richard: Well, there are many things in life that we don't like but their benefits far outweigh the temporary discomforts we have to endure.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Because she wants to go to Harvard.
Richard: Well, that's ridiculous. Who's going to help her get into Harvard?
Lorelai: Reese Witherspoon.