Sookie Quote #74

Quote from Sookie in Run Away, Little Boy

Rory: But isn't there a rule about late presents?
Sookie: Like, if it arrives after a certain date, the giver forfeits all rights of return.
Rory: Exactly.
Lorelai: Nice try.
Sookie: It's true. I saw it on Martha Stewart. She was doing a double program. The first half was on massaging your dog. And she had this chow, and she was rubbing it...
Lorelai: Sookie.
Sookie: But the second half was about gifts, and she said if it arrives after 10 weeks-
Rory: Eight.
Sookie: Eight weeks, you don't have to return it.
Lorelai: Okay, clearly this is shaping up to be one of those moments that St. Peter will show on the big video screen when I die and I, for one, don't want to see us staggering around with cider ice cream slathered all over our faces while my soul hangs in the balance. So until I can find out who sent this, no one goes near it. And we're watching The Shining.
Rory: I bet Max would let us keep it.


 ‘Run Away, Little Boy’ Quotes

Quote from Lane

Rory: [on the phone] She's letting you go? That's amazing. What changed her mind?
Lane: I let her watch Romeo and Juliet movie with Leo and Claire Danes.
Rory: Really? I would have thought she hated it.
Lane: Oh, she did. But trust my mom to turn one of the world's great love stories into a cautionary tale of what happens when children disobey their parents.

Quote from Lorelai

Rory: So how'd it go?
Lorelai: We talked about the things we had in common, and then the salad came.
Rory: Not a soul mate?
Lorelai: He's never seen Ab Fab. Plus, he's outdoorsy. Remember that Meryl Streep movie where she and her family take a rafting trip and then psycho Kevin Bacon forces them to take him down the river? That's his dream vacation, minus Kevin Bacon.
Rory: Wow.
Lorelai: Whereas mine is Kevin Bacon, minus the river.

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: Okay, I couldn't make up my mind so I got The Shining and Bringing Up Baby. Now, I know you're thinking: "One's a movie about a homicidal parent, and the other one's..."