Rory: But isn't there a rule about late presents?
Sookie: Like, if it arrives after a certain date, the giver forfeits all rights of return.
Rory: Exactly.
Lorelai: Nice try.
Sookie: It's true. I saw it on Martha Stewart. She was doing a double program. The first half was on massaging your dog. And she had this chow, and she was rubbing it...
Lorelai: Sookie.
Sookie: But the second half was about gifts, and she said if it arrives after 10 weeks-
Rory: Eight.
Sookie: Eight weeks, you don't have to return it.
Lorelai: Okay, clearly this is shaping up to be one of those moments that St. Peter will show on the big video screen when I die and I, for one, don't want to see us staggering around with cider ice cream slathered all over our faces while my soul hangs in the balance. So until I can find out who sent this, no one goes near it. And we're watching The Shining.
Rory: I bet Max would let us keep it.