Luke Quote #337
Quote from Luke in The UnGraduate
Luke: Come on! Hey! Wake up! I got a dog out here!
Man: Can I help you?
Luke: The dog ate chocolate. I don't know a lot about dogs, but I do know they shouldn't eat chocolate. I went to the animal hospital, and they were closed. Then I called Babette and she told me where you lived. And you got to do something. Because this is not my dog. This is my fiancee's dog. She loves him. She named him "Paul Anka," which may on the surface not seem like a sign of love, but if you knew her, you'd get it. Believe me, there's a lot of ways I could screw up the relationship, but I cannot lose her over the fact I killed her dog.
Man: I'll get the ipecac. Come on in.
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Quote from Paris
Paris: The truth is, this is the first time in my life that I've consistently spent the night with a man.
Lorelai: Uh-huh.
Paris: I don't know the rules. I mean, obviously, the clothes have to come off for the actual sex part of the evening, but, afterward, what are you supposed to do? I mean, nightgowns are obviously out, but wearing nothing seems extreme and, in case of fire, completely impractical.
Lorelai: Oh, sure.
Paris: I wore a camisole one night and it almost strangled me. And I'm definitely not a teddy girl, so what does that leave?
Lorelai: Um... t-shirts.
Paris: But what does a t-shirt say about me?
Lorelai: Well...
Paris: More importantly. What does it say to Doyle about me?
Lorelai: Sweetie, it's just a t-shirt. They don't tend to be that chatty.
Paris: I don't know. Maybe I should reconsider the "completely naked" option. After all, I'm 21. If not now, when? I mean, right now, my ass is probably as good as it's ever going to get. I should exploit that, right?
Lorelai: Absolutely. Buy a video camera, go to town.
Paris: You know what, I'm starting to fade here.
Quote from Sookie
Lorelai: What is that? And where can I get one?
Sookie: That is my dark chocolate s'mores wedding cake.
Lorelai: You've been reading my diary.
Sookie: I got the idea in a dream. I was back in cooking school and late for my final, and I run over to an oven, and I open it, and sitting there is the s'mores wedding cake. And I present it to my teacher, he starts weeping, and the whole class is applauding and cheering.
Lorelai: That's so nice.
Sookie: Yeah. And then of course Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise come leaping out of the cake, screaming about how amazing it is. So that made the thing a little creepy, but up until then...
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Breakfast. Get it while it's room-temperature and nutrient-free.