Sookie Quote #242
Quote from Sookie in The UnGraduate
Lorelai: What is that? And where can I get one?
Sookie: That is my dark chocolate s'mores wedding cake.
Lorelai: You've been reading my diary.
Sookie: I got the idea in a dream. I was back in cooking school and late for my final, and I run over to an oven, and I open it, and sitting there is the s'mores wedding cake. And I present it to my teacher, he starts weeping, and the whole class is applauding and cheering.
Lorelai: That's so nice.
Sookie: Yeah. And then of course Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise come leaping out of the cake, screaming about how amazing it is. So that made the thing a little creepy, but up until then...
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Quote from Paris
Paris: The truth is, this is the first time in my life that I've consistently spent the night with a man.
Lorelai: Uh-huh.
Paris: I don't know the rules. I mean, obviously, the clothes have to come off for the actual sex part of the evening, but, afterward, what are you supposed to do? I mean, nightgowns are obviously out, but wearing nothing seems extreme and, in case of fire, completely impractical.
Lorelai: Oh, sure.
Paris: I wore a camisole one night and it almost strangled me. And I'm definitely not a teddy girl, so what does that leave?
Lorelai: Um... t-shirts.
Paris: But what does a t-shirt say about me?
Lorelai: Well...
Paris: More importantly. What does it say to Doyle about me?
Lorelai: Sweetie, it's just a t-shirt. They don't tend to be that chatty.
Paris: I don't know. Maybe I should reconsider the "completely naked" option. After all, I'm 21. If not now, when? I mean, right now, my ass is probably as good as it's ever going to get. I should exploit that, right?
Lorelai: Absolutely. Buy a video camera, go to town.
Paris: You know what, I'm starting to fade here.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Breakfast. Get it while it's room-temperature and nutrient-free.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Inspect the bagels closely, because the expiration date was in braille, apparently, and either they're new or from my baby shower. I'm also sorry to report that we are currently out of the brown sugar cinnamon Pop-Tarts.
All: Oh!
Lorelai: Don't "ohh!" me. You guys have been playing favorites all week. And now it's time to pay the piper, so someone be a man. Suck it up and start eating the Shredded Wheat. [men groan] Cowards.