Lorelai Quote #324
Quote from Lorelai in Christopher Returns
Christopher: I don't deserve that. I'm as mature as you.
Lorelai: What? The Offspring is your favorite band.
Christopher: So? You're into Metallica.
Lorelai: Well, Metallica is way more substantial than The Offspring.
Christopher: Here we go. It's the same Black Sabbath riff all over again.
Lorelai: Ugh. The Offspring have one chord progression. They use it over and over. They pop on new words and call it a single. And I don't wanna talk about this anymore!
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Christopher Returns’ Quotes
Quote from Richard
Lorelai: Mom, neither of these two have any musical talent.
Christopher: Hey, I play guitar. The opening lick to Smoke On The Water. And I've mastered the opening lick to Jumpin' Jack Flash.
Richard: I'm a Chuck Berry man myself. [Lorelai snorts] Something wrong?
Lorelai: I would never have guessed that last sentence would ever come out of your mouth.
Richard: And why not?
Lorelai: Chuck Berry?
Richard: Yes, Chuck Berry. He was all the rage when I was in school.
Lorelai: So we're talking pre "My Ding-A-Ling"?
Richard: I believe I am.
Quote from Lorelai
Sookie: You, get in here and tell me about the happenings at home.
Lorelai: I assume you mean, '"Dd we get our toaster fixed?" And no, it's been cold Pop-Tarts for a week. It's like a damn Dickens' novel.
Quote from Lorelai
Christopher: She has a Dean?
Lorelai: She has a Dean.
Christopher: How did this happen?
Lorelai: Well, a single-celled organism crawled out of the primordial ooze and that pretty much led to Dean.
Christopher: [sighs] I need a beer.