Christopher: I don't deserve that. I'm as mature as you.
Lorelai: What? The Offspring is your favorite band.
Christopher: So? You're into Metallica.
Lorelai: Well, Metallica is way more substantial than The Offspring.
Christopher: Here we go. It's the same Black Sabbath riff all over again.
Lorelai: Ugh. The Offspring have one chord progression. They use it over and over. They pop on new words and call it a single. And I don't wanna talk about this anymore!