Paris Quote #213

Quote from Paris in Ted Koppel's Big Night Out

Paris: I want you to take a win/lose photo.
Rory: A what?
Paris: A photo as if we won and a photo as if we lost. That way, I have it to remember the day by.
Rory: Why don't you just wait until we win or lose to take the photo?
Paris: Oh, please, I'm already so bored out of my mind, I'm thinking of transferring to Princeton for the hell of it. There's no way I'm gonna make it to the game. Just take the picture so I can go home.
Rory: Okay. [unenthusiastic ally] We won. We lost. We're done.
Paris: I'm out of here.

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 ‘Ted Koppel's Big Night Out’ Quotes

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Quote from Lorelai

Jason: I thought the point of coming to a place like this would be to enjoy the food and the atmosphere.
Lorelai: Yes, but all of the atmosphere is out there.
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Lorelai: No, it's it is weird, you know. I mean, the two of us sitting all alone in here. I feel like we're quarantined.
It's like the ebola room or something.

Quote from Rory

Rory: I went to junior high with him.
Lorelai: And?
Rory: He doesn't look that bad. He's the boy who dissected a frog, did not wash his hands, and then ate a sandwich.
Lorelai: Ew!
Rory: He's like the lost Farrelly brother. He's so stupid. He watched The Breakfast Club and decided to tape his own butt cheeks together.