Lorelai Quote #1495
Quote from Lorelai in Ted Koppel's Big Night Out
Richard: You want to go to a football game?
Lorelai: Well, if it's such a big deal, absolutely.
Emily: But you don't like football.
Lorelai: Well, no, I'm not the diehard fan that, say, you are, Mom, but it's Rory's school.
Richard: You won't get bored?
Lorelai: Yes, of course I'll get bored, but that's when the South Park impressions kick in.
Emily: Lorelai, we have invited friends, important people.
Lorelai: I'm kidding, Mom. I can only do Cartman.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Ted Koppel's Big Night Out’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: I mean, what's a football game last? Hour, hour and a half? [off Rory's look] Longer than an hour and a half? [gasps] Are you kidding me?
Quote from Lorelai
Jason: I thought the point of coming to a place like this would be to enjoy the food and the atmosphere.
Lorelai: Yes, but all of the atmosphere is out there.
Jason: You don't like the room.
Lorelai: No, it's it is weird, you know. I mean, the two of us sitting all alone in here. I feel like we're quarantined.
It's like the ebola room or something.
Quote from Rory
Rory: I went to junior high with him.
Lorelai: And?
Rory: He doesn't look that bad. He's the boy who dissected a frog, did not wash his hands, and then ate a sandwich.
Lorelai: Ew!
Rory: He's like the lost Farrelly brother. He's so stupid. He watched The Breakfast Club and decided to tape his own butt cheeks together.