Lorelai Quote #1497

Quote from Lorelai in Ted Koppel's Big Night Out

Lorelai: I hate football.
Rory: I tried to get you out of it.
Lorelai: Well, you should have tried harder.
Rory: Next time. Where's Luke?
Lorelai: Probably in bed where the rest of the world is on a Saturday. Did I put on underwear?
Rory: What?
Lorelai: I think I forgot to put on underwear. Can you check? [Rory is silent] Did I just ask you to check if I put on underwear?
Rory: Yes.
Lorelai: I hate football.

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 ‘Ted Koppel's Big Night Out’ Quotes

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: I mean, what's a football game last? Hour, hour and a half? [off Rory's look] Longer than an hour and a half? [gasps] Are you kidding me?

Quote from Lorelai

Jason: I thought the point of coming to a place like this would be to enjoy the food and the atmosphere.
Lorelai: Yes, but all of the atmosphere is out there.
Jason: You don't like the room.
Lorelai: No, it's it is weird, you know. I mean, the two of us sitting all alone in here. I feel like we're quarantined.
It's like the ebola room or something.

Quote from Rory

Rory: I went to junior high with him.
Lorelai: And?
Rory: He doesn't look that bad. He's the boy who dissected a frog, did not wash his hands, and then ate a sandwich.
Lorelai: Ew!
Rory: He's like the lost Farrelly brother. He's so stupid. He watched The Breakfast Club and decided to tape his own butt cheeks together.