Lorelai Quote #218
Quote from Lorelai in Paris Is Burning
Max Medina: Okay, correct me if I'm wrong.
Lorelai: Salt, please.
Max Medina: Twenty minutes ago, we were sitting at the dinner table, weren't we?
Lorelai: Yes, we were.
Max Medina: There were candles and flowers and plates and knives and cloth napkins.
Lorelai: I loved the little sombrero napkin holders. Very ole.
Max Medina: And the whole time we were at said dinner table you ate two, maybe three bites of this amazing dinner I made for you.
Lorelai: Pass the bread.
Max Medina: Yet, as soon as that dinner is over and I start cleaning up suddenly, that's when you're starving.
Lorelai: What can I say? Watching someone work makes me hungry. If I hadn't stopped watching This Old House, I'd be 500 pounds now.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Paris Is Burning’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Emily: I just wanna know what you were thinking. What was the reasoning? How on earth did you justify it to yourself?
Lorelai: Max is a great guy. An amazing guy. He's smart. He's sweet. He cooks.
Emily: So you decided to kiss him in your daughter's school.
Lorelai: No, I decided to break up with him in my daughter's school and the kissing part just happened.
Emily: You always let your emotions get in the way. That's the problem with you, Lorelai. You don't think.
Lorelai: Mom, please.
Emily: He's just a man, Lorelai.
Lorelai: No, he's not.
Emily: Oh, so, what are you telling me? This was all worth it because he was the love of your life? That this was the man for you?
Lorelai: I don't know. He might have been. Excuse me.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Wow. These are beautiful. Huh. I never read Proust. I always wanted to. Every now and then I'm seized with an overwhelming urge to say something like: "As Marcel Proust would say..." But I have no idea what he would say. So I don't even go there. I could do, "As Michael Crichton would say..." but it's not exactly the same.
Quote from Rory
Rory: "L"
Lorelai: Laryngitis. "M"
Rory: Mumps. "N"
Lorelai: Narcolepsy. "O"
Rory: Are we going to have to go through this every time we decide who has to clean the refrigerator?
Lorelai: You wanna go back to thumb wrestling?
Rory: Osteoporosis. "P"
Lorelai: Puppies!
Rory: That's not a disease. Oh, boy!