Quote from Rory in Paris Is Burning
Rory: "L" Lorelai: Laryngitis. "M" Rory: Mumps. "N" Lorelai: Narcolepsy. "O" Rory: Are we going to have to go through this every time we decide who has to clean the refrigerator? Lorelai: You wanna go back to thumb wrestling? Rory: Osteoporosis. "P" Lorelai: Puppies! Rory: That's not a disease. Oh, boy!