Lorelai Quote #219
Quote from Lorelai in Paris Is Burning
Lorelai: Hey, did you read Rory's paper yet?
Max Medina: Not yet.
Lorelai: It's really good.
Max Medina: I'm sure it is.
Lorelai: And oh look, it's right on top.
Max Medina: Isn't that a coincidence?
Lorelai: Wow, there are some really big words in here. I hope you have a dictionary with you when you read it.
Max Medina: Oh, I will.
Lorelai: You know, I could just save you the time, and put an 'A' on it for you.
Max Medina: Well, that really wouldn't be fair to the other students whose mothers aren't here, would it?
Lorelai: Yes, you're right. Although, life isn't fair, and the sooner those kids learn that, the better.
Max Medina: I'll take that advice into account.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Paris Is Burning’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Emily: I just wanna know what you were thinking. What was the reasoning? How on earth did you justify it to yourself?
Lorelai: Max is a great guy. An amazing guy. He's smart. He's sweet. He cooks.
Emily: So you decided to kiss him in your daughter's school.
Lorelai: No, I decided to break up with him in my daughter's school and the kissing part just happened.
Emily: You always let your emotions get in the way. That's the problem with you, Lorelai. You don't think.
Lorelai: Mom, please.
Emily: He's just a man, Lorelai.
Lorelai: No, he's not.
Emily: Oh, so, what are you telling me? This was all worth it because he was the love of your life? That this was the man for you?
Lorelai: I don't know. He might have been. Excuse me.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Wow. These are beautiful. Huh. I never read Proust. I always wanted to. Every now and then I'm seized with an overwhelming urge to say something like: "As Marcel Proust would say..." But I have no idea what he would say. So I don't even go there. I could do, "As Michael Crichton would say..." but it's not exactly the same.
Quote from Rory
Rory: "L"
Lorelai: Laryngitis. "M"
Rory: Mumps. "N"
Lorelai: Narcolepsy. "O"
Rory: Are we going to have to go through this every time we decide who has to clean the refrigerator?
Lorelai: You wanna go back to thumb wrestling?
Rory: Osteoporosis. "P"
Lorelai: Puppies!
Rory: That's not a disease. Oh, boy!