Lorelai: Hey, did you read Rory's paper yet?
Max Medina: Not yet.
Lorelai: It's really good.
Max Medina: I'm sure it is.
Lorelai: And oh look, it's right on top.
Max Medina: Isn't that a coincidence?
Lorelai: Wow, there are some really big words in here. I hope you have a dictionary with you when you read it.
Max Medina: Oh, I will.
Lorelai: You know, I could just save you the time, and put an 'A' on it for you.
Max Medina: Well, that really wouldn't be fair to the other students whose mothers aren't here, would it?
Lorelai: Yes, you're right. Although, life isn't fair, and the sooner those kids learn that, the better.
Max Medina: I'll take that advice into account.