Lorelai Quote #210
Quote from Lorelai in Forgiveness and Stuff
Emily: Where's Rory?
Lorelai: I sent her home with Luke.
Emily: What about you?
Lorelai: I thought I'd stick around in case anybody needed anything.
Emily: Really?
Lorelai: I mean, not you. You obviously don't need anything. But somebody somewhere in this hospital might need something and I'm gonna be the person who gets it for them.
Emily: Would you like to go down to the cafeteria for something to eat?
Lorelai: Yes, maybe somebody in the cafeteria will need something.
Emily: Oh, dear.
Lorelai: And won't they feel lucky when they see me? "Hey, I needed something, and there you were." It's gonna be a great moment.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Forgiveness and Stuff’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: I've kept my father's entire store just the way he left it.
Emily: Really?
Luke: Well, I turned it into a diner. But I kept all his stuff on the walls, his pictures in the office. Even the "Hardware" sign.
Emily: I'm sure he would've appreciated having his life's work being honored like that.
Luke: He would have called me a damn fool.
Quote from Lane
Lane: You have to look at what a gift says to the other person, not to you. Remember two years ago, I got my mom that perfume?
Rory: Yeah.
Lane: Okay. To me that said, "Hey, Mom, you work hard. You deserve something fancy." To my mother, it said, "Mom, here's some smelly sex juice. The kind I use to lure boys with." And resulted in me being sent to Bible camp all summer.
Rory: Yeah, but-
Lane: Just imagine that you actually gave Dean something really romantic, and he gave you a football. Your hypothetical romantic present is saying that you really like him and his present is saying, "Hey, man, let's just be friends."
Rory: And you're saying that this book-
Lane: Is a Czechoslovakian football, yes.
Quote from Rory
Lane: You went shopping.
Rory: Yes, I did. I got a mooing cow-shaped timer for Sookie some Cardio Salsa tapes for Michel, a book for Dean.
Lane: You got Dean a book?
Rory: Yeah, Metamorphosis.
Lane: Metamorphosis?
Rory: It's Kafka.
Lane: Very romantic.
Rory: I think it is romantic.
Lane: I know I've always dreamed that some guy would get me a really confusing Czechoslovakian novel.