Lorelai Quote #197

Quote from Lorelai in Forgiveness and Stuff

Luke: You've checked it five times. I've listened to it twice. It's not changing.
Lorelai: "Grandpa's in the hospital. Please come." No details, no info. Who taught her to leave a message like that?
Luke: I'm sure she was in a hurry.
Lorelai: A person need details. Why is he in the hospital? How bad is it? What are the circumstances involving him being in the hospital? These are simple questions.
Luke: Okay, we'll be there very soon, and you'll know everything.
Lorelai: What if he's dead?
Luke: He's not dead.
Lorelai: How do you know?
Luke: I know.
Lorelai: Oh, you're psychic now? You're suddenly getting visions while you drive at 20 miles an hour in the oldest truck known to man?

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 ‘Forgiveness and Stuff’ Quotes

Quote from Luke

Luke: I've kept my father's entire store just the way he left it.
Emily: Really?
Luke: Well, I turned it into a diner. But I kept all his stuff on the walls, his pictures in the office. Even the "Hardware" sign.
Emily: I'm sure he would've appreciated having his life's work being honored like that.
Luke: He would have called me a damn fool.

Quote from Lane

Lane: You have to look at what a gift says to the other person, not to you. Remember two years ago, I got my mom that perfume?
Rory: Yeah.
Lane: Okay. To me that said, "Hey, Mom, you work hard. You deserve something fancy." To my mother, it said, "Mom, here's some smelly sex juice. The kind I use to lure boys with." And resulted in me being sent to Bible camp all summer.
Rory: Yeah, but-
Lane: Just imagine that you actually gave Dean something really romantic, and he gave you a football. Your hypothetical romantic present is saying that you really like him and his present is saying, "Hey, man, let's just be friends."
Rory: And you're saying that this book-
Lane: Is a Czechoslovakian football, yes.

Quote from Rory

Lane: You went shopping.
Rory: Yes, I did. I got a mooing cow-shaped timer for Sookie some Cardio Salsa tapes for Michel, a book for Dean.
Lane: You got Dean a book?
Rory: Yeah, Metamorphosis.
Lane: Metamorphosis?
Rory: It's Kafka.
Lane: Very romantic.
Rory: I think it is romantic.
Lane: I know I've always dreamed that some guy would get me a really confusing Czechoslovakian novel.