Lorelai Quote #120

Quote from Lorelai in Rory's Birthday Parties

Lorelai: Hmm. Oh, man. It's like time has stood still in this room.
Rory: It must be weird for you to be in this room now.
Lorelai: Yeah, it was weird for me to be in this room then. You know, they gave this to me with the glass on.
Rory: I now officially know what it feels like to have grown up here.
Lorelai: It's not official until you're huddled in a corner, eating your hair.
Rory: Do you remember your last birthday here?
Lorelai: Yeah. We had just had a fight, and I was lying on the bed just like you are now.
Rory: What did you fight about?
Lorelai: Well... I was pregnant.
Rory: Oh, that.
Lorelai: And I said something at the table about the pate smelling like Clorox and one thing led to another, and I wound up here. They hadn't told anybody yet about me... and you.
Rory: That must have been really hard on them.
Lorelai: Yeah. I remember when I finally told them it was the only time they ever looked small to me.

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 ‘Rory's Birthday Parties’ Quotes

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: I think you're a great, cool kid, and the best friend a girl could have.
Rory: Back at you.
Lorelai: And it's so hard to believe that at exactly this time many moons ago, I was lying in exactly the same position...
Rory: Oh, boy, here we go.
Lorelai: Only I had a huge, fat stomach, and big, fat ankles. And I was swearing like a sailor-
Rory: On leave.
Lorelai: On leave, right. And there I was-
Rory: In labor.
Lorelai: And while some have called it the most meaningful experience of your life, to me it was something more akin to doing the splits on a crate of dynamite.
Rory: I wonder if the Waltons ever did this.
Lorelai: And I was screaming and swearing and being surrounded as I was by a hundred prominent doctors, I just assumed there was an actual use for the cup of ice chips they gave me.
Rory: There wasn't.
Lorelai: But pelting the nurses sure was fun.
Rory: I love you, Mom.
Lorelai: Ssh. We're getting to the part where he sees your head. So there I was, lying...

Quote from Rory

Lorelai: Wow, nice face you got on there.
Rory: Coffee.
Lorelai: Bad day?
Rory: I've now used the word "suck" so much that it's lost all meaning to me.

Quote from Richard

Richard: Ah. Lovely party. I enjoyed the reading material immensely.
Rory: So what's the verdict?
Richard: I... am an autumn.
Rory: Interesting.
Richard: Isn't it?