Quote from Lorelai in Rory's Birthday Parties
Lorelai: I think you're a great, cool kid, and the best friend a girl could have. Rory: Back at you. Lorelai: And it's so hard to believe that at exactly this time many moons ago, I was lying in exactly the same position... Rory: Oh, boy, here we go. Lorelai: Only I had a huge, fat stomach, and big, fat ankles. And I was swearing like a sailor- Rory: On leave. Lorelai: On leave, right. And there I was- Rory: In labor. Lorelai: And while some have called it the most meaningful experience of your life, to me it was something more akin to doing the splits on a crate of dynamite. Rory: I wonder if the Waltons ever did this. Lorelai: And I was screaming and swearing and being surrounded as I was by a hundred prominent doctors, I just assumed there was an actual use for the cup of ice chips they gave me. Rory: There wasn't. Lorelai: But pelting the nurses sure was fun. Rory: I love you, Mom. Lorelai: Ssh. We're getting to the part where he sees your head. So there I was, lying...