Lorelai Quote #112
Quote from Lorelai in Rory's Birthday Parties
Lorelai: Oh, hey, look. These day planners are adorable. You could get her the funky eraser with the mermaid on it. She'll love that.
Emily: Please be serious. We're shopping for Rory.
Lorelai: No, Mom, I'm shopping for Rory. You're shopping for your imaginary grandchild, Barbara Hutton.
Emily: I want to get her something nice.
Lorelai: I know you do, but you asked for my help, but you're not listening.
Emily: Well, you wanted me to get her a Filofax and a mermaid eraser.
Lorelai: It's one suggestion.
Emily: Oh, yes. And there was the T-shirt with the Farrah Fawcett face.
Lorelai: A hero to many who aspire to the perfect feather flip.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Rory's Birthday Parties’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: I think you're a great, cool kid, and the best friend a girl could have.
Rory: Back at you.
Lorelai: And it's so hard to believe that at exactly this time many moons ago, I was lying in exactly the same position...
Rory: Oh, boy, here we go.
Lorelai: Only I had a huge, fat stomach, and big, fat ankles. And I was swearing like a sailor-
Rory: On leave.
Lorelai: On leave, right. And there I was-
Rory: In labor.
Lorelai: And while some have called it the most meaningful experience of your life, to me it was something more akin to doing the splits on a crate of dynamite.
Rory: I wonder if the Waltons ever did this.
Lorelai: And I was screaming and swearing and being surrounded as I was by a hundred prominent doctors, I just assumed there was an actual use for the cup of ice chips they gave me.
Rory: There wasn't.
Lorelai: But pelting the nurses sure was fun.
Rory: I love you, Mom.
Lorelai: Ssh. We're getting to the part where he sees your head. So there I was, lying...
Quote from Rory
Lorelai: Wow, nice face you got on there.
Rory: Coffee.
Lorelai: Bad day?
Rory: I've now used the word "suck" so much that it's lost all meaning to me.
Quote from Richard
Richard: Ah. Lovely party. I enjoyed the reading material immensely.
Rory: So what's the verdict?
Richard: I... am an autumn.
Rory: Interesting.
Richard: Isn't it?