Lorelai: Oh, hey, look. These day planners are adorable. You could get her the funky eraser with the mermaid on it. She'll love that.
Emily: Please be serious. We're shopping for Rory.
Lorelai: No, Mom, I'm shopping for Rory. You're shopping for your imaginary grandchild, Barbara Hutton.
Emily: I want to get her something nice.
Lorelai: I know you do, but you asked for my help, but you're not listening.
Emily: Well, you wanted me to get her a Filofax and a mermaid eraser.
Lorelai: It's one suggestion.
Emily: Oh, yes. And there was the T-shirt with the Farrah Fawcett face.
Lorelai: A hero to many who aspire to the perfect feather flip.