Sookie Quote #15
Quote from Sookie in The Deer Hunters
Waiter: You were looking for me?
Sookie: Yes! Three weeks ago, a guy comes in here, Lucien Mills orders the risotto, doesn't like it.
Waiter: The magic risotto? You're kidding.
Sookie: Not helping. He's a restaurant critic. He ordered lots of things, probably didn't finish them. Now, in his review, he said his waiter had a goatee. Now, you've got a goatee, so you waited on him, and I need info.
Waiter: Well, what did he look like?
Sookie: Like he was unhappy with the risotto! Maybe he had an annoying companion that wouldn't let him concentrate on his eating.
Waiter: I serve a lot of people.
Sookie: He had a beard, false teeth, or a wig or the glasses with the big nose.
Waiter: May I be fired now?
Lorelai: Absolutely.
Sookie: What about a guy with an annoying companion and a fake wig sitting underneath an air-conditioning vent next to a woman with too much perfume on?
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘The Deer Hunters’ Quotes
Quote from Rory
Rory: [on the phone] Oh, my God!
Lane: Are you all right?
Rory: I just got hit by a deer!
Lane: You hit a deer?
Rory: No! I got hit by a deer.
Lane: How do you get hit by a deer?
Rory: I was at a stop sign, and he hit me!
Quote from Sookie
Sookie: He said my risotto was fine.
Lorelai: Isn't it?
Sookie: No, it's not fine. Fine is a word you use when someone stops you on the street that you sort of know, but you don't want to talk to. They ask you how you are, and you say "Fine." And that's enough so they don't have to keep talking to you, "cause they don't want to. Then they can feel good because they've been considerate enough to ask and if, God forbid, something actually is wrong they'll actually sit down, take time and listen, even if they don't want to.
Lorelai: Sookie, I don't think he meant fine as a slam or as a monologue.
Sookie: He couldn't have meant it any other way.
Lorelai: Sookie, I hate to see you get so upset over one little review.
Sookie: This is pride, Lorelai. I mean, you know about this risotto. I mean, on my mother's deathbed-
Lorelai: You made the risotto and she lived three more years.
Sookie: She was supposed to be dead. The doctor said she wouldn't live through the night.
Lorelai: And she lived because of the risotto, the magic risotto.
Sookie: And this guy had the nerve to say it was fine.
Lorelai: I don't think he knew the story.
Quote from Lorelai
Rory: I'm sorry.
Lorelai: You should have told me.
Rory: I couldn't.
Lorelai: You couldn't tell me? You tell me everything.
Rory: It was too humiliating.
Lorelai: Honey, you once told me that you loved Saved By the Bell. What could be more humiliating than that?