Waiter: You were looking for me?
Sookie: Yes! Three weeks ago, a guy comes in here, Lucien Mills orders the risotto, doesn't like it.
Waiter: The magic risotto? You're kidding.
Sookie: Not helping. He's a restaurant critic. He ordered lots of things, probably didn't finish them. Now, in his review, he said his waiter had a goatee. Now, you've got a goatee, so you waited on him, and I need info.
Waiter: Well, what did he look like?
Sookie: Like he was unhappy with the risotto! Maybe he had an annoying companion that wouldn't let him concentrate on his eating.
Waiter: I serve a lot of people.
Sookie: He had a beard, false teeth, or a wig or the glasses with the big nose.
Waiter: May I be fired now?
Lorelai: Absolutely.
Sookie: What about a guy with an annoying companion and a fake wig sitting underneath an air-conditioning vent next to a woman with too much perfume on?