Sookie Quote #16
Quote from Sookie in The Deer Hunters
Sookie: I found his bill!
Lorelai: What are you talking about?
Sookie: It wasn't the risotto, it was the wine. He ordered the wrong wine!
Lorelai: Great.
Sookie: You see, in the review, he mentioned a summer tomato salad which I only made once in the last three weeks because Jackson of course decided to get in a fistfight with his tomato grower- Okay, that's a different story.
Lorelai: Yes. Save it for Christmastime.
Sookie: So, Brian, the goateed waiter, only worked one shift last week because his girlfriend kicked him out.
Lorelai: Celia kicked him out?
Sookie: He didn't want kids.
Lorelai: Well, she knew that when she moved in.
Sookie: Yeah, but women think they can change men.
Lorelai: Yeah.
Sookie: So, anyhow, I checked the dates, and narrowed the day down and found a party that had ordered practically everything including-
Lorelai: The magic risotto.
Sookie: Yes, the risotto and a Riesling. A Riesling!
Lorelai: [scoffs] Why not drink battery acid?
Sookie: Exactly. Changes the entire flavor of the dish. And the fact that Brian served it makes me think Celia is better off without him.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘The Deer Hunters’ Quotes
Quote from Rory
Rory: [on the phone] Oh, my God!
Lane: Are you all right?
Rory: I just got hit by a deer!
Lane: You hit a deer?
Rory: No! I got hit by a deer.
Lane: How do you get hit by a deer?
Rory: I was at a stop sign, and he hit me!
Quote from Sookie
Sookie: He said my risotto was fine.
Lorelai: Isn't it?
Sookie: No, it's not fine. Fine is a word you use when someone stops you on the street that you sort of know, but you don't want to talk to. They ask you how you are, and you say "Fine." And that's enough so they don't have to keep talking to you, "cause they don't want to. Then they can feel good because they've been considerate enough to ask and if, God forbid, something actually is wrong they'll actually sit down, take time and listen, even if they don't want to.
Lorelai: Sookie, I don't think he meant fine as a slam or as a monologue.
Sookie: He couldn't have meant it any other way.
Lorelai: Sookie, I hate to see you get so upset over one little review.
Sookie: This is pride, Lorelai. I mean, you know about this risotto. I mean, on my mother's deathbed-
Lorelai: You made the risotto and she lived three more years.
Sookie: She was supposed to be dead. The doctor said she wouldn't live through the night.
Lorelai: And she lived because of the risotto, the magic risotto.
Sookie: And this guy had the nerve to say it was fine.
Lorelai: I don't think he knew the story.
Quote from Lorelai
Rory: I'm sorry.
Lorelai: You should have told me.
Rory: I couldn't.
Lorelai: You couldn't tell me? You tell me everything.
Rory: It was too humiliating.
Lorelai: Honey, you once told me that you loved Saved By the Bell. What could be more humiliating than that?