Sookie: I found his bill!
Lorelai: What are you talking about?
Sookie: It wasn't the risotto, it was the wine. He ordered the wrong wine!
Lorelai: Great.
Sookie: You see, in the review, he mentioned a summer tomato salad which I only made once in the last three weeks because Jackson of course decided to get in a fistfight with his tomato grower- Okay, that's a different story.
Lorelai: Yes. Save it for Christmastime.
Sookie: So, Brian, the goateed waiter, only worked one shift last week because his girlfriend kicked him out.
Lorelai: Celia kicked him out?
Sookie: He didn't want kids.
Lorelai: Well, she knew that when she moved in.
Sookie: Yeah, but women think they can change men.
Lorelai: Yeah.
Sookie: So, anyhow, I checked the dates, and narrowed the day down and found a party that had ordered practically everything including-
Lorelai: The magic risotto.
Sookie: Yes, the risotto and a Riesling. A Riesling!
Lorelai: [scoffs] Why not drink battery acid?
Sookie: Exactly. Changes the entire flavor of the dish. And the fact that Brian served it makes me think Celia is better off without him.