Luke Quote #139
Quote from Luke in Take the Deviled Eggs...
Luke: Jess came home with this car and it says on the slip that he bought it from you.
Gypsy: Yup, it's working great, if that's what you're wondering.
Luke: No, I know that, it's just... He paid you for it, right?
Gypsy: Nothing's free at Gypsy's.
Luke: And he paid cash?
Gypsy: Mostly twenties.
Luke: Did you make sure Andrew Jackson was on the bills, not Alfred E. Newman or someone?
Gypsy: Looked real to me.
Luke: Well, when he took the money out of wherever he had it, did a mask or a gun fall out?
Gypsy: No, but he was carrying it in a canvas bag with a big dollar sign on it.
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Quote from Lorelai
Sherry: My Cesarean. I scheduled it months ago. Didn't you schedule yours?
Lorelai: Not quite. A half hour before I had Rory, I was eating a pepper sandwich and watching TV. You were almost named Quincy.
Rory: Thanks for refraining.
Quote from Lorelai
Rory: Fine, what's the project?
Lorelai: This is a pile of every catalog we have received for the last three months. I have gathered them all together, and I will now proceed to call all the companies that are sending us duplicates and tell them to stop.
Rory: That's very environmental of you.
Lorelai: It's getting ridiculous. We get, like, eight of some of these.
Rory: You're kidding.
Lorelai: Check this out. This is a stack of identical catalogs mailed to Lorelai Gilmore, Rory Gilmore, Lorelai Rory Gilmore, Lorelai V. Gilmore, Lorelai Victoria Gilmore, Lorelai Gilmo, Lorelai Gil, and Squeegy Beckinheim.
Rory: How'd that get in there?
Lorelai: I once told a store my name was Squeegy Beckinheim just to see how many catalogs they would sell my name to, and apparently my name is to catalog companies what Brooke Shields' picture is to Chinese restaurants.
Quote from Rory
Lorelai: Wow, you beat me home by two minutes and your nose is already in the books.
Rory: I can go from zero to studying in less than sixty seconds.
Lorelai: Very impressive.