Paris Quote #131
Quote from Paris in Haunted Leg
Paris: Look, let's face it, the last administration might have just as well been running around yelling "Toga!" for all the brilliant things they accomplished. But this year, everything changes, starting with the library. It's completely out of proportion with its subjects. I mean, there's five hundred volumes on the French Revolution, yet only three on the Crusades. How do they expect us to get a decent education with inferior resources like that? [Rory shows Paris her watch] Huh. Seems like the hour's almost up. Okay, well, I think this has been an extremely successful first gathering. I appreciate all the class presidents coming and being on time. So before I adjourn this meeting, is there anything anyone would like to say?
Rory: People's names might have been nice.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Haunted Leg’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: You know what helps get rid of a cold?
Lorelai: Endless vague questioning first thing in the morning?
Luke: A healthy immune system.
Lorelai: My second guess.
Luke: And you know how you get a healthy immune system?
Lorelai: Remember when you hated me? That was fun, wasn't it?
Luke: Is it eating nothing but crap all day and blowing out your brain cells with coffee?
Rory: No.
Luke: That's right, no.
Lorelai: Why are you helping him?
Rory: No seemed like the right answer.
Luke: Eat a vegetable now and then, maybe some high fiber cereal in the morning.
Quote from Jess
Jess: You didn't answer me.
Rory: About what?
Jess: Did you call me at all?
Rory: No.
Jess: Did you send me a letter?
Rory: No.
Jess: Postcard?
Rory: No.
Jess: Smoke signal?
Rory: Stop.
Jess: A nice fruit basket?
Rory: Enough!
Quote from Emily
Rory: Mom's business is great, too. I mean, not that it's without its problem, you know, but they're usually funny problems... like... Oh! Mom, why don't you tell Grandma about the mouse?
Emily: What mouse?
Rory: Mom?
Lorelai: There's a mouse at the inn.
Emily: Is the place dirty?
Lorelai: No, it's just surrounded by this thing called nature and... mice happen.
Emily: Mice carry diseases, you know.
Lorelai: It's a tiny little field mouse, Mom.
Emily: I don't care how big it is, it's still a rodent.
Lorelai: Let's just change the subject, shall we?
Emily: You should set a trap.
Lorelai: Got it covered.
Emily: Just make sure you don't use poison.
Lorelai: Got it covered.
Emily: They will eat the poison and then go into the walls and die, decompose, and the entire place will smell.
Lorelai: I've got it covered, but thanks.