Paris Quote #105
Quote from Paris in Back in the Saddle Again
Paris: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Rx 2002.
Louise: Nice.
Rory: Very nice.
Paris: Now, listed in front of you are all the contents contained in the Rx 2002 plus the additional style options, 12 in all. Every one of them waterproof, fireproof, and comes with a five-year warranty.
Richard: Which is longer than most of your high-school careers.
Paris: He is funny.
Richard: Now, there's also a deluxe model with extra features designed to personalize your kit even more specifically for your needs. There will be a snap-in CD case which can hold up to 10 CDs. There's a lighted vanity mirror and a divided compartment for makeup and knickknacks, a picture frame, and a hidden mini-vault for valuables which can be locked for safety.
Paris: Terrific idea, Richard, really. Top-notch.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Back in the Saddle Again’ Quotes
Quote from Michel
Michel: Do not talk to my mother ever again. Do you understand me?
Lorelai: No, I don't understand. Michel, you and your mother seem crazy about each other. I assumed, since you gave up carbs a year ago, she knew.
Michel: Yes, well, you know what happens when you assume.
Lorelai: What?
Michel: I don't know. Something about a donkey. It's a stupid American phrase!
Quote from Emily
Lorelai: Mom, there's nothing wrong with getting help.
Emily: Lorelai Gilmore, are you seriously suggesting that your father go to a complete stranger and talk about his personal life?
Lorelai: Lots of people swear by it.
Emily: Yes. Disturbed people. Deviants. People with multiple personalities who see things and hear dogs talking to them and roam the streets talking to themselves and licking parking meters.
Lorelai: Mom.
Emily: Next thing you know, you'll be suggesting I go to a psychiatrist.
Lorelai: Too many comebacks. I cannot pick.
Quote from Rory
Rory: I'm hanging out with Lane tonight.
Lorelai: Lane?
Rory: Yeah. We have some serious CD listening to do. We're way behind on all the Elvis Costello reissues coming out.
Lorelai: I didn't think Lane could hang out past 9:00.
Rory: Her mom's at an antique fair in Woodbury until Sunday. Her grandmother's staying with her, but she's asleep by 6:00.