Luke Quote #118
Quote from Luke in Dead Uncles and Vegetables
Luke: I was cutting Louie slack out of respect for my dad but the man was rotten and mean and selfish all his life. He's even selfish in death. Other people would have loved to have those baseball cards. I would have loved to had those cards. He's got Lou Gehrig's rookie card, Joe DiMaggio, Willie Mays, tons of others. But, no. My uncle, King Tut, has to take all of them to the afterlife with him.
Mortuary Worker: Sir, your voice.
Luke: I'm done. I've had it. From now on, it's just the bare minimum and that's it. Dig a big hole and just dump the casket in unlatched. If stuff falls out, fine. Pile on enough dirt and make sure nothing's showing.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Dead Uncles and Vegetables’ Quotes
Quote from Michel
Michel: Nine rooms for Luke from Luke's diner?
Lorelai: That's right.
Michel: French Fry convention?
Lorelai: No, just personal.
Michel: Milkshake symposium?
Lorelai: No, it's personal and I'm vouching for him.
Michel: Soda pop seminar?
Lorelai: Stop.
Michel: Pickle party?
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: We're running out of coffee.
Luke: I'll make some more.
Lorelai: No, I got it.
Luke: Do you know how?
Lorelai: Do I? I'm Cathy Coffee, mister, the bastard offspring of Mrs. Folger and Juan Valdez.
Quote from Michel
Michel: That fellow's on the phone from the restaurant.
Lorelai: Who?
Michel: The flannel man with the protruding ankles.
Lorelai: Oh, Luke.
Michel: I forgot his name from the desk to here. That's how memorable he is.