Luke: I was cutting Louie slack out of respect for my dad but the man was rotten and mean and selfish all his life. He's even selfish in death. Other people would have loved to have those baseball cards. I would have loved to had those cards. He's got Lou Gehrig's rookie card, Joe DiMaggio, Willie Mays, tons of others. But, no. My uncle, King Tut, has to take all of them to the afterlife with him.
Mortuary Worker: Sir, your voice.
Luke: I'm done. I've had it. From now on, it's just the bare minimum and that's it. Dig a big hole and just dump the casket in unlatched. If stuff falls out, fine. Pile on enough dirt and make sure nothing's showing.