Lorelai Quote #805
Quote from Lorelai in Dead Uncles and Vegetables
Lorelai: We're running out of coffee.
Luke: I'll make some more.
Lorelai: No, I got it.
Luke: Do you know how?
Lorelai: Do I? I'm Cathy Coffee, mister, the bastard offspring of Mrs. Folger and Juan Valdez.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Dead Uncles and Vegetables’ Quotes
Quote from Michel
Michel: Nine rooms for Luke from Luke's diner?
Lorelai: That's right.
Michel: French Fry convention?
Lorelai: No, just personal.
Michel: Milkshake symposium?
Lorelai: No, it's personal and I'm vouching for him.
Michel: Soda pop seminar?
Lorelai: Stop.
Michel: Pickle party?
Quote from Michel
Michel: That fellow's on the phone from the restaurant.
Lorelai: Who?
Michel: The flannel man with the protruding ankles.
Lorelai: Oh, Luke.
Michel: I forgot his name from the desk to here. That's how memorable he is.
Quote from Emily
Emily: Where are you going?
Lorelai: To talk to Luke.
Emily: Can't you call him back?
Lorelai: Have your third taste.
Emily: Lorelai! Is she always this scattered?
Sookie: She's the stablest person I know.
Emily: That's very sad.