Jess Quote #8
Quote from Jess in The Ins and Outs of Inns
Rory: You've got this whole town down on him.
Jess: How did I do that?
Rory: You know how you did it.
Jess: Well, I'm familiar with the blue-book laws in this town, you could be talking about a lot of things. Dropping a gum wrapper, strolling arm in arm with a member of the opposite sex on a Sunday. [Rory points to the faded chalk outline] Ah. What about it?
Rory: You did it. The whole town knows you did it. They had a meeting about it.
Jess: You actually went to that bizarro town meeting? Those things are so To Kill a Mockingbird.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘The Ins and Outs of Inns’ Quotes
Quote from Sookie
Lorelai: Oh, my God.
Sookie: What?
Lorelai: It's the title search for the Rachel property. And guess who owns it?
Sookie: Tell me it's not that bastard Donald Trump.
Quote from Lorelai
Luke: It just means you're a single business entity. You'll both be officers and shareholders and you'll get to make up a name for your company.
Lorelai: Oh, I'm terrible at coming up with names. When we first bought our house, Rory and I wanted to name it. You know, like Jefferson named his place Monticello but we could only come up with "The Crap Shack".
Luke: Nice.
Quote from Emily
Lorelai: New cook?
Emily: Yes, Marisella. She's introduced us to some wonderful dishes so charmingly specific to her native country.
Lorelai: What country is she from?
Emily: One of those little ones next to Mexico.
Lorelai: How charmingly specific.